This had me ROFLOL. I had to reproduce it in full. See the original posting here.
PHP pregnant – warns owner
The scripting language had been seen cahorting with Java over the past year, but nobody suspected that the two were carrying out liasons of a personal nature.
“PHP has become erratic in her behaviour over the past year” claimed a man with a large beard, “she’s got an appetite for things that she wouldn’t normally touch. All of this object oriented behaviour is totally out of character for her, I thought she was moving onto larger and better things but I never thought she might’ve been pregnant.”
The gossip tabloids were quick to write superficial, though ultimately interesting, articles about PHP, speculating how she ‘did it’ with Java.
“I reckon she bent over sideways and let the whole Open Source community enter her while JAVA came along and had sloppy seconds.”
But Java denies the claim. “I didn’t have sloppy seconds, I merely picked up what the Open Source community dolled up for me. When I took PHP she was pure, I beefed her up some. Oh yeah, I gave her a few large packages to work with…”
PHPs owner, a quiet yet soulful man, pulled his pants up and spat honey in our ears:
“PHP’s a good language, but she can get awful dirty when she’s had some to drink.I wasn’t surprised when she hooked up with JAVA. I got good money for her though, enough to keep me liquered up for a week.”
Stay tuned to TrollPlanet for updates.
PHP pregnant? No!!
This had me ROFLOL. I had to reproduce it in full. See the original posting here.
PHP pregnant – warns owner
The scripting language had been seen cahorting with Java over the past year, but nobody suspected that the two were carrying out liasons of a personal nature.
“PHP has become erratic in her behaviour over the past year” claimed a man with a large beard, “she’s got an appetite for things that she wouldn’t normally touch. All of this object oriented behaviour is totally out of character for her, I thought she was moving onto larger and better things but I never thought she might’ve been pregnant.”
The gossip tabloids were quick to write superficial, though ultimately interesting, articles about PHP, speculating how she ‘did it’ with Java.
“I reckon she bent over sideways and let the whole Open Source community enter her while JAVA came along and had sloppy seconds.”
But Java denies the claim. “I didn’t have sloppy seconds, I merely picked up what the Open Source community dolled up for me. When I took PHP she was pure, I beefed her up some. Oh yeah, I gave her a few large packages to work with…”
PHPs owner, a quiet yet soulful man, pulled his pants up and spat honey in our ears:
“PHP’s a good language, but she can get awful dirty when she’s had some to drink.I wasn’t surprised when she hooked up with JAVA. I got good money for her though, enough to keep me liquered up for a week.”
Stay tuned to TrollPlanet for updates.